11 ways to be a schmuck

postdateiconFriday, 20 November 2009 06:09 | PDF | Print | E-mail


  1. Use Twitter auto-follow tools.
  2. Cut other people down.
  3. Sell products you know are crappy.
  4. Don't take advice. Ever.
  5. WRITE E-MAILS IN ALL CAPS.
  6. Misuse words. Amelioratingly.
  7. Latch onto one idea and don't let go. Two legs good, four legs baaaaad.
  8. Whatever you do, never admit you're wrong.
  9. Whatever you do, never stop reminding others of their mistakes.
  10. Let fear rule your marketing.
  11. Sell to the loophole, not the customer.


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